I usually delete forwards when I get them in my inbox, but I happened to open this one when trying to go through my emails. I thought it was hilarious and thought you moms out there would find it just as funny! I'm wondering if I will ever have to write a note to the teacher like this myself one day. I hope not! (Thanks Lisa for sending me this!)

A first grade girl was told to draw a picture of what she wanted to be when she grew up. Here’s what she handed in:



After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington

I went to pick up the kids from their classrooms and found out a fun little tidbit when I got to William's room. I about wet my pants. I wanted to find out what William had to say about it so when we got to the car I asked the boys the usual questions:

Me: "Did you guys learn anything new at Bible school today?

C/W: "Yeah!!!"

William: "God's word is surprising!"

Me: "Great! What else did you learn?"

Christopher: "Paul had a snake and threw him in the fire."

Me: "What??? Was he ok?"

Christopher: "Yeah, God took care of him."

Me: "Good. William, did you go on the playground today?"

William: "Yes." (He tells me about how they played superheros and he pretended they were bad guys. He's really into superheros right now, it's cute!)

Me: "Did you play with any little girls?"

William: "Yeeeeessssssss." (he's grinning at this point)

Me: "Did you kiss her????"

William: "Yes." (huge grin by now)

Me: "You did?????"

William: "But don't tell my mommy and daddy. They might spank me. Please don't tell my mommy."

I laughed b/c I knew that his mommy would not spank him and his daddy would probably give him a high five. Oh, and the other little detail is that the little girl he kissed on the lips has been buddy-buddy with another little boy and that little boy is the one who told the teacher.

And so it all begins.

On the way home I asked the boys what they learned at Bible school, they said, "I don't know."
I asked them if they learned about Paul being on a ship during a storm, I got nothing.
I asked them if God comforted him while he was on a boat that was rocking and going crazy in the water and Sophie yells out, "Yeah! And dat man took Nemo and and and da boat and got 'em!"

At least 1 out of 3 paid attention to what happened in their class today.

Yup. I did it. (Breathe, Caroline!!!) But don't panic, I only trimmed it. And if I'm going to be honest, I did it about 3 weeks ago. I was waiting to see if Brandon noticed before I posted anything on here. Her hair was just becoming a mess and it wasn't a pretty mess either. If you pulled it down it would go halfway down her back, let go and it springs up into tight curls that were not fun to try to comb out.

So, we set up shop on my parents' driveway, plopped Sophie on a stool so she couldn't move and gave her some Oreos to make sure she sat still. I cut maybe an inch off the bottom and then layered the back a little. It was amazing how much the curl came back after doing that. I have no regrets. And I apologize to anyone who disapproves of cutting curly hair on children. I am vain when it comes to how they look sometimes. I will admit it. Here are the photos to document it:

(photos are untouched, it's really that green there. i fall in love every time.
in case you haven't noticed, i love green!!!)

the final product. she's so cute!!!

Today started VBS at our church and again I learned that crafts is where I belong, not teaching. Last year I helped teach (if you can call it that) and swore I would never do that again. This year I'm in charge of the 3 and 4 year old crafts. They don't leave their rooms this year so they needed crafts to go to them. I had a huge team and they were awesome! We had fun and I'm looking forward to the rest of the week.

On the way home, I thought I'd ask Christopher and William what the Bible point of the day was and they got it, "God's Word is true. Let's go!!" Then I asked them if they heard a Bible story while they were there and to tell me about it. It went something like this:

Christopher/William: "Paul had to go to jail!"

Me: "Oh no! Why did he have to go to jail?"

C/W: "Because bad guys took 'em."

Me: "What did Paul do?"

Sophie: "Kick 'em in da face!" (she did NOT have a Bible story in her room)

Me: "HUH??"

C/W: "Paul was a good guy and bad guys took him, but he listened to God."

Me: "Good. I'm glad."

I think I need to have a little talk with Sophie. Saturday night William tried to do something to her, nothing serious, and she just grabbed him arm and twisted it around. Not sure where she's getting these self-defense tips, but I'm glad she has them??? Tiffany and I laughed at her little arm trick and William didn't bother her again. But maybe we need to work on our Bible stories.

I'm sorry that I don't have any photos from the weekend, but my camera battery died and I can't find the charger anywhere. Very annoying! It wasn't a blockbuster weekend around here. I wish I had some fabulous story about how Sophie magically became potty trained, Christopher started speaking Spanish and how Brandon and I solved the world's problems. Here's what we did instead:

We had been telling the kids all week that we'd take them to breakfast on Saturday, so when everyone woke up. Off we went. Went to the local donut shop for the kids and then the local coffee shop for the parents. It was yummy. Sophie had on big girl panties and no accidents happened. After breakfast we went to a local park on the water and played for a while. We tried to talk the kids into going to the pool on base, but they just wanted to go home and play.

When we got home I saw a little surprise for me at the back door. My neighbor has a Dyson vacuum and was letting me borrow it. I loved it. I want a new vacuum, so I'm trying out different ones. This was my first one. My mom got a new one, but can't remember what it's called. I'm going to try it next time we visit. Ours is over 6 years old (wedding gift) and it's just not keeping up with the kids or the long dog hair that we have. I'm thinking it's going to have to last another 2 years, but I'm still looking anyway.

That afternoon I went to meet some friends at the spa. Yup, that's right! They are all moving in a few weeks and it was fun to get together with them again. I had my first facial and decided that is what I will be spending my b'day, Christmas and money-that-anyone-feels-like-giving-me on. It was A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!!!!!!

Last night we had two families over to grill out and it was so much fun! They are both moving in about 2 weeks and it was our last chance to get together. The kids were up way too late, the moms had some much needed fun and the dads had a great time too. We are going to miss all our friends that are moving and thankful that we were able to meet them.

Today was Brandon's day to sleep in and the kids and I ran to the commissary to get some bacon to make him breakfast, but we ran out of time and ended up eating it for supper. We got both kids to nap, something that hasn't happened in a really long time. What do YOU do with time like that? I worked on VBS stuff and Brandon worked on stuff for the graduation banquet. Fun times. We just hung out at the house and played all afternoon.

I hope you all had a nice weekend and were able to celebrate with the men in your life. See you later!

I was just looking at a People magazine with Sophie (it's about fashion, I never buy these, only to save money not b/c I think it's bad) and we came across a fragrance add for a new scent called Daisy. It has a photo of a girl wearing a teeny, tiny white bikini, holding a big bottle of perfume and lying on top of some hay with a big smile on her face. I don't get the connection either, but I'm sure there was one. Sophie got very upset and started saying, "He fall down Mommy. Why he fall down?" First of all I thought it was funny she thought it was a he and not a she. Then she wanted me to pick him up. I told her I couldn't do that b/c it was a picture. She became very concerned and kept saying, "He get dirty Mommy, pick him up!" I was laughing! We turned the page and she became upset again. I got up b/c I couldn't look at my magazine anymore, she tried to go back and find the picture, but couldn't and came to me crying "me no find it Mommy! he get dirty!!"

All so funny coming from a child that LOVES to be dirty!

On a completely different note, what do you do when you know that you are not going to have anymore children and you have all these clothes lying around? I know lots of people have them in bins and stored in their houses and stacked up to the ceiling, but I don't really care to do that. If I don't need it or haven't used it since we got married I want to get rid of it. (Exceptions are fine china, crystal and silver - which I'm still not sure why I have it, but I am from the south and think half of the people invited would have had a heart attack if I hadn't registered for it.) I've let friends borrow them and they've come back. I can save some girl stuff for my sister, but the Sophie was born in January and AM was born in July so they can't even share stuff. Do you just give it away? Sell it in a yard sale? Will anyone think I'm a terrible person if I don't hang on to it until the kids are in Jr. High and then drag it to Goodwill? Here's what I'm doing:

Next Saturday: yard sale with kids clothes out front.

I'm not the kind of person that likes to hang on to things. They are things. They are not going to Heaven with me when I die and I had fun while they were mine, but it's time for them to move on. I've got my friend Wendi to back me up on all of this. She feels the same way I do and I think that's only part of what makes us good friends. Earthly stuff doesn't matter. At all. We have this policy, you borrow it, you break it, we'll work out getting a new one if it's more than $30. Other than that, who cares!

I better run, Sophie is trying to dress up like Spiderman, Christopher has been playing ipod for over an hour and I need to get us ready to go to our last MDO and a gym class. Oh! Big news, twice Sophie has gone to the potty without me telling her to AND without a timer going off. Yeah!!!!!

Like I said before, we are really trying to work on getting Sophie potty trained and so I can stay more on top of it I set the timer every 20-30 minutes (depending on whether she went the previous time or not) to remind myself to take her. I have been misplacing the house phone more than I should and end up pushing the page button so I can find it. I guess setting the timer has worked for Sophie as much as me b/c at least 2 times yesterday, I hit the page button for the phone and Sophie would literally POP up from wherever she is and yell, "me need to go potty!"

This afternoon we'd been away from the house for a couple hours and when we got home I couldn't find the phone (again) and hit the page button to find it. As soon as it started beeping up popped Sophie and off she went to the bathroom yelling, "me need to go potty mommy!" I'm not going to worry about whether or not she will feel the urge to pee every time she hears a beeping sound, not yet at least. But I can just picture her 20 years down the road and it still working.